customers; someone who pays for goods or services.

so let me tell you a thing or two about customers:

type 1: tween girls
the easiest of customers to serve. reason? they'll usually be talking and won't realise their food hasn't come. their kinda understanding and polite. occasionally they'll be hot as well, which is a plus! btw, i got my number asked today by a group of them. hehe

type 2:family
i'm sort of in between for this. there's something the really pushy type, where every 5 mins their turning to the service crew asking for something and stuff. or there's the "order, eat and pay" family where they don't ask about anything. there's this one time a family came in and we gave them the wrong sauce/dip for their food, and they were bitching about it, even though they already ate the whole plate of food! i mean seriously, its already in your belly! quit your whining bitch! oh and today, there was this erm, overweight family, trying to be polite here. they wanted to seat at the cushion seats at the back and at the same time they complained to me that the area was kinda small for them and if i could push the seats apart, and i went, sorry the seats are nailed to the floor. lose some weight brother..

type 3:couples
the bfs are usually the pushy ones, acting all macho infront of their girlfriends, even when he's a skinny ass bastard. things like "the air con is too cold for here", "serve the food quickly please, she's hungry" yeah, kinda annoying at times. not much to comment about them, just think of any couple at a restaurant. so yeah

type 4: ang mohs
generous in tips, the ladies are easy on the eyes. always liked pouring drinks for them because they are usually polite. but they sure get pissed off if their drinks( beer, wine or anything with alcohol doesn't arrive on time) and man can they drink. today we sold like 20 bottles of beer to a table of 5 ang moh guys and 4 ladies. its kinda like a bitter sweet thing for me i guess.

type 5: chinese group with one ang moh guy in that group
the worst kind of customers for me. the chinese dogs, yes dogs, will do whatever it takes to please their white friend. buy him drinks, talk in fake accents, touching, flirting. even the guy in the group today was doing it. there was this group today, annoying as hell cause they were really pissing not only me but my supervisor as well. they were really pushing us alot. served them 3 bottles of wine, which they all complained about when it did not come in time. we had a full house today and we were serving everyone elses food first, which is more important than drinks, but they had to push their weight around cause of their friend. i was busy tending to another table when the lady in that group shouting "could we please have some love over here" i mean seriously, who says that aloud in a crowded restuarant? i ignored it cause i was busy, then she shouted at me "EXCUSE ME!" i turned around and gave her a stare and went about to my current duty. told my friend to serve them cause i was ticked off by the lady who was clearly tipsy cause she cant hold her alcohol. so much for acting white. anyway i spat in her cup and she was clearly too intoxicated to figure out..deserves it bitch.

but anyway work at sticky rice is nice.
my colleagues are nice and i can talk to them easily.
similar interest as well and around my age.
you know what else is nice?
walking around the house naked!
haha random k bye