call me a patriot.

sticky rice meets achy back.
its like whenever i work,
my back ends up killing me.
sigh, but no worries, all is well cause i'm gonna get my pay soon.
ohh guess who's joining me to work at sticky rice?
KIM CHOON,LIANG JUN AND MY BABY, STEPHANIE!
WOHOO BITCHES!!! GFs and FRIENDS FTW!!
yes i am so serious!
lj went for interview today
and kc and safy went today.
yayness, not so lonely for me anymore, after jonny bastard me.
ohh and no spider man 3 for me on tuesday
cause almost every cinema is fully booked for spider.
but i'm sure not all of them out there are fully fledged spider man fans
i mean seriously, they watch it because its SPIDER MAN.
they dont read the comics, admire the artwork in the comics
worship the god who is stan lee behind the whole spider man mania.
call me a spiderman patriot, but he has only been my favourite marvel hero.
so yeah, gonna watch on wednesday instead.
wednesday in school is such a waste of time for me
11 hours in school, 5 hours lessons, 6 hours break.
the people behind our time table should really be trained to be more time efficient.
take a course or something why dont they?
and my rabbits is a poo monster.
it shits like a gun shooting bullets.
ok i'm just vomiting words out now cause i'm tired
so..
GOOD NIGHT BITCHES!!EnjJGIFDGOFGOJFISG

hungry day

3d seminar today.
thoughts: insightful
kinda guess which field i'm interested in.
meet the robinsons at TM with baby after school.
was ok i guess.
erm came back to get pancakes from her 4 day stay at safy's place.
dinner at sticky rice.
did i mention i ate alot today?
things i ate today,
morning: yogurt,bee hoon,eclairs,
lunch:steak,nachos,
dinner:pineapple fried rice,2 slices of pizza, bbq sting ray, caramel ice cream
i shit you not cause you cant make this shit up.
and i'm still hungry now.
maybe because i'm getting my appetite back after days of eating like 2 spoons of rice due to food poisoning..good riddance!
so yeah saturday's coming
and i have work tomorrow and sunday because of jonny.
bastard from hell.
but yeah congrats to him cause he's with sarah now so yeaah
guess i'll let him use the weekends to 'ehem' explore the relationship with her..
hahaha so yeh you owe me bitch.
k nights all.

old school.

so yeah junior year started for me on tuesday.
honestly i don't really like or understand anything so far.
basically, i have a feeling what the rest of the year will be like.
and yeah i'm still sick.
not eating that much, like a few spoons of rice.
bloated tummy and a bad taste in my mouth.
sighhh sucks to be unwell.
anyway thanks safy, i really needed the hang today.
unconditional love kay? lol
yeahh alright.

i have a pet rabbit, do you have a pet rabbit?

<3 pancakes!

i'm sick, dying, ill, unwell
whatever you call it
a flu/cough/fever/food poisoning/muscle ache is an unbeatable combination
and all this happen like one after another.
was recovering from my flu/fever/cough when i was hit with food poisoning.
what are the odds of that.
sorry safy, i know we're suppose to hang out today but yeah
sucks being sick.
and tomorrow's the first day of junior year
and i might not go because i am dying at home.
sigh.

what goes around, comes around..

ok so i know i kinda struggled through my freshmen year in IND.
yes, i bitched and moaned like a little girl.
yes, i don't like what i was taking.
and yes, i still don't like what i'm gonna take.
but then again,
i don't wanna throw away whatever i went through in year 1.
after whatever i've "accomplished"
my projects, assignments, grades, friends, everything.
kinda seems like a waste to just pack up and leave like that
besides, c140 needs comic relief and thats what i'm there for.
so yeah i'm gonna stay in IND
stay and fight the good fight!
so yeah, see you guys in week 1.
..requiem for my dream of being in mass com.

by the way, i noticed zel tan won't be teaching us in year 2
YAY-FREAKING-NESS to that.
you think i got her fired?
i sure do hope so.
guess we have to go back and find out..
*snickers*
what goes around, comes around..

i want to be a sniper.

today, we finally got to go out together.
yayness ain't it safy?
yeah sure was fun.
watched shooter at the cathay.
it was a nice show.
what i learnt from it is, democracy is bad __
lol oh and about the free cone day for ben and jerrys..
IT WAS FREAKING CROWDED.
i mean people queued like 3 stories of the cathay just for a free scoop of ice cream.
i could have sworned i saw the same people before the movie at the back of the line
and after the movie, they just got their ice cream.
and the movies was 2 hours long!
oh my..this is how singaporeans are..
when something's free, they go..
OHHH MY GAWDD!!! FREEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?! MUST HAVE OR ELSE DIE!!!
seriously, sighh well we didn't get our ice cream in the end.
even though we went to 2 different ben and jerrys shop.
which brings us to suntec after the movie.
walked around somemore.
went to the arcade for some sniping lol.
and i almost won a psp/ipod in that stacking machines.
i was like at the last block and i missed!
i wasted 5 bucks after that desperately trying to salvage something
but i didn't.
never mind, there's always next time!
hope they put a ps3 in there. lol
erm ate surf and turf for dinner.
ate till damn full, steak and bake potato.
baby ate too much cheese and she got sick =(
so we decided to go home
hope she gets better.
well yeah, thats about it.
tomorrow is the long awaited junior talk.
and i guess..
..tomorrow you'll find out.
if i turn up, i'm still in IND
if i don't, i'm out.
see how tomorrow, depends on my mood lol
balls at my court

week 0.

so here's an update for the yesterday and today.
worked the lunch shift yesterday. work was alright i guess,
wasn't that busy.
jonny met me at work and we went to town to meet sarah at taka.
saw twohill at amk station, his hair is long
like girl's hair long.
anyway, chat abit and walked around.
yea she's a nice one jonny.
erm met with ernest and kevin later on.
went to far east where i got ripped off 2 shirts for 70 bucks.
impluse spending sucks seriously
bought a new wallet from topman as well.
only to realise its the same as my brother's except its white and his is brown!
sighhh anyway went to long bar to drink.
had my baileys on the rocks.
damn expensive to drink
i advise everyone to not drink.
it'll blow a hole in your wallet and your heart.
went out with 130, came back with 26.
oh my..
there goes my pay from the last month.
sighhh. well anyway i still got a little cash in ma bank which is good i guess.
went back and only slept at 5am. insomnia again.
woke up at 9am which leads to the events which happened today.

had to visit my grandma who was in hospital.
had a slight stroke 2 days ago,
could be due to the growth of a blood vessel in her brain
i know the word, but i dunno how to spell it. go figure!
anyway, stoned in the hospital for bout 3 hours, waiting for the docs to release her.
mornings are good with starbucks mocha hmmmm.
left and slept in the car.
had lunch, then went home to help steph and her friend on a song for her dance audition
not the game, but actually dancing, not some finger pressing **** game.
sorry bad mood today due to the lack of sleep.
erm, after the song we hung around a while.
stoned for the rest of the day by playing dota.
winning of course.
errr..pretty much it for today.
tomorrow going out with her, and i hope things will be better.
wait, i know it will be better.
WAIT, i hope it will be better.
so yeah. pretty much it.

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

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ok my head hurts.

SHAA POW!

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so the whole of today was spent at safy's house and it was the much needed time together we needed. it seems like forever since we last hung out, because of our commitments, work for me and her musical, kept us both busy. it was great today, watched down to earth and oliver twist, talked alot and just bonding lol <3 we need more time like this. too bad she's down with a bad sore throat and fever. suppose to go out and all this week since i'm off till friday, but yeah cause of her illness. yeah, anyway i asked for more off days next week to spend time with her. so yeah all is good once again. school starting soon. quite keen somehow, kinda miss everyone so yeah.
erm pretty much sums up today. working tomorrow or today rather and saturday and sunday. hopefully sunday i can get the lunch shift so i can go drinking with the guys. k bye people superjerk signing off!

humor me somemore.

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humor me.

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events..

here's a list of events which happened during this term break:
1) i was the last episode of the oc (r.i.p)
2) i watched my mom get drunk and had to call an ambulance.
3) my family almost broke up.
4) i turned nineteen.
5) she turned nineteen as well.
6) we had a baby called pancakes.
7) i love cereal.
8) i got a job.
9) i haven't decided what the hell i'm gonna do after this term break.

part of me wants to stay in IND, the other part wants me to back out.
and of course there's this part that tells me to stop studying all together.
but i don't know where to go.
my dad has already given me the green light to leave IND.
decision decisions.
someone please help me make this one.
cause i can't rely on my own judgement.
i mean seriously,
what the hell was i thinking when i bought size 42 jeans in sec 2?
when my waist size was only 30?
oh yeah.
baggy was in.

the answer is..

she hoped that by killing her sister,
the guy she liked would turn up for the sister's funeral.

here's a question to test the psychopath in you.

a lady meets an extremely attractive guy at her father's funeral.
she really liked him alot, it was clearly love at first sight.
unfortunately, she didn't get his name or his number.
a few weeks later, she killed her sister.
why?

i will tell you guys the answer on my next post.
try figuring this one out.

customers; someone who pays for goods or services.

so let me tell you a thing or two about customers:

type 1: tween girls
the easiest of customers to serve. reason? they'll usually be talking and won't realise their food hasn't come. their kinda understanding and polite. occasionally they'll be hot as well, which is a plus! btw, i got my number asked today by a group of them. hehe

type 2:family
i'm sort of in between for this. there's something the really pushy type, where every 5 mins their turning to the service crew asking for something and stuff. or there's the "order, eat and pay" family where they don't ask about anything. there's this one time a family came in and we gave them the wrong sauce/dip for their food, and they were bitching about it, even though they already ate the whole plate of food! i mean seriously, its already in your belly! quit your whining bitch! oh and today, there was this erm, overweight family, trying to be polite here. they wanted to seat at the cushion seats at the back and at the same time they complained to me that the area was kinda small for them and if i could push the seats apart, and i went, sorry the seats are nailed to the floor. lose some weight brother..

type 3:couples
the bfs are usually the pushy ones, acting all macho infront of their girlfriends, even when he's a skinny ass bastard. things like "the air con is too cold for here", "serve the food quickly please, she's hungry" yeah, kinda annoying at times. not much to comment about them, just think of any couple at a restaurant. so yeah

type 4: ang mohs
generous in tips, the ladies are easy on the eyes. always liked pouring drinks for them because they are usually polite. but they sure get pissed off if their drinks( beer, wine or anything with alcohol doesn't arrive on time) and man can they drink. today we sold like 20 bottles of beer to a table of 5 ang moh guys and 4 ladies. its kinda like a bitter sweet thing for me i guess.

type 5: chinese group with one ang moh guy in that group
the worst kind of customers for me. the chinese dogs, yes dogs, will do whatever it takes to please their white friend. buy him drinks, talk in fake accents, touching, flirting. even the guy in the group today was doing it. there was this group today, annoying as hell cause they were really pissing not only me but my supervisor as well. they were really pushing us alot. served them 3 bottles of wine, which they all complained about when it did not come in time. we had a full house today and we were serving everyone elses food first, which is more important than drinks, but they had to push their weight around cause of their friend. i was busy tending to another table when the lady in that group shouting "could we please have some love over here" i mean seriously, who says that aloud in a crowded restuarant? i ignored it cause i was busy, then she shouted at me "EXCUSE ME!" i turned around and gave her a stare and went about to my current duty. told my friend to serve them cause i was ticked off by the lady who was clearly tipsy cause she cant hold her alcohol. so much for acting white. anyway i spat in her cup and she was clearly too intoxicated to figure out..deserves it bitch.

but anyway work at sticky rice is nice.
my colleagues are nice and i can talk to them easily.
similar interest as well and around my age.
you know what else is nice?
walking around the house naked!
haha random k bye

...

you won't know what it's like.
you just won't know.
words can't explain it.
body language can't show it.
it's depressing and frustrating,
to be this way.
so right, yet so wrong.
you don't know what it's like
you just don't know..

19 to her it seems

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY <3333333333333333333333333333333
DAMN OLD LA!!!

yeh, chivalry is dead..women killed it.

work sure is taking alot of my time.
no time to run, which i intended to do so since last week.
no time for safy, well, that's her fault cause of her musical practices
i miss doing nothing.
doing nothing is fun.
beats getter burnt by rice and being pushed around by FUCKED UP singaporeans.
yeah, you heard it, i'm embarrassed of my country
because i've never seen such fussy people in my entire life.
so the food comes out late by 5 mins, BIG DEAL
sheesh seriously
well at least next week i've be more free.
baby's birthday is next week and so is her musical
only working 3 days which is good i guess.
aight later guys, gonna play with pancakes now!